Imperial DMC Player - YOUR SKILLS FAR OUTSHINE ANYTHING DONE BY CIVILIZED MEN!!
Walk with me for a moonlit mile for we shall dance in Hell
|Name:||Retarded Monkey with Guns|
|Bio:||I draw stuff badly. Sometimes I occasionally still write. I live on the fringes of fandom because basically fandom takes itself too seriously and I can't be fucked with the drama.|
And no, I don't give a toss if you fail to mention lube. It's really not that damn important.
I'm an opinionated bastard. You have been warned.
balfonheim_port is my fanfic asylum because I'm bloody lazy. Only go there if you have suicidal tendencies.
My friending policy? I don't really have one because I think having policies on whether you can friend someone or not is pretty daft. Browse my spazzings and if you think I won't bite you, feel free to add and I'll probably add you back. You don't even have to share my interests I'm that open-minded and easy going. *gasp*
The only proviso to this, is if you link any of my public posts to meta_roundup, I will sparkly text at you. Second offence will get you the sparkly capslock of slightly miffed.
|Interests:||107: 80s cartoons, action figures, alphonse mucha, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient legends, ancient religion, animal behaviour, anime, badfic, badly written smut, because drama is funny, berserk, beyblade, bill bailey, casanova, chinese history, chrno crusade, cid/vincent, cid/vincent/shera, cloud/barret, comics, cosplay, crack pairings, creative writing, demonology, devil may cry, dirge of cerberus, discworld, doctor who, dragonquest, drawing badly, drunken master, dynasty warriors, eddie izzard, fanart, fanfiction, ffiv, ffix, ffv, ffvi, ffvii, ffviii, ffx, ffxii, final fantasy, fran/penelo, freedom of speech, gay-married-to optimusprime on-the astral-plane, giant robots, gintama, glass painting, good omens, greek mythology, green day, history, icons, inna threesome with ironhide, intelligent people acting stupid, jackie chan, jayce &the wheeled warriors, jet li, languages, legacy of kain, lexx, london, lord of the rings, lu meng/zhao yun, lu meng/zhao yun/ma chao, manga, monkey, monty python, music, my sexy astral husbands, mythology, nanowrimo, original fiction, patrick stewart, pirates, ratchet is my hero, red dwarf, reptiles, robots, samurai jack, sci-fi, shin megami tensei, shin megami tensei:lucifer's call, shotokan karate, slow-motion internet trainwrecks, spongebob, star trek, stupid people acting intelligent, tea, terry pratchett, the muppets, three kingdoms, thundercats, tiny bronco, transformers, video games, vincent/reeve/cid=gayhighschoolboys, vincentxcid, when trolls attack, writing, x-men, zell/laguna, ♥|
|Account type:||Permanently Insane plus Extra Userpics|